Andy Kaufman Strikes Again

Any day now, I'm expecting to see a headline that reads "Andy Kaufman Faked His Own Life. Comedian Never Actually Born."

The Hit That Should Have Been

I was just listening to Queen and suddenly realized how sad it was that Peter Lorre didn't live long enough to do a cover of "Fat-Bottomed Girls." That song was WRITTEN for him to giggle and shriek through. (And I'm not talking about Paul Frees doing his "My Old Flame" shtick--I am referring specifically to Peter Lorre singing it. If I'm going to fantasize, I may as well go all-out.)